Crappy stuff like this is what I do when I’m bored. What do you do? :P  And yes, Greetings!

Bella (My laptop :P) turns one today. #Random

“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.” ~ Barney Legendary Stinson

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  1. Geee! The way this goddamn show is going, we should *really* ask ourselves the aforementioned question. :|
    Also, to be honest, Barney is the sole reason I still watch it. Oh, and Kal Penn’s cute, too. :D


  2. Yes yes. The humour in the show is SO forced now. And potential new Sparkles videos’re also one of the only reasons I’m still watching it! Also, that quote is my new status!


  3. I stopped watching HIMYM after season-6. Doesn’t feel it is worth our time anymore.

    OMG Barney! God save himself…


  4. And yes, Happy Budday to your laptop :)


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